till human voices wake us, and we drown
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some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes

yo I'm jez I'm 20 I'm from nz I'm a history/english major and I talk about bucky barnes a lot

proud creator of the #tragic danish boyfriends tag and the hamlet winter olympics au
you have been warned

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previously shutuphamlet and shuttuploki

yourpervert:

lady-eboshi:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, realized he’d somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.
Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.
When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick. (x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

yourpervert:

lady-eboshi:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, realized he’d somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.

The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick. (x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

(Source: alt-j)

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec | In Bed The Kiss | 1892

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec | In Bed The Kiss | 1892

(Source: reparrishcomics)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

just move in with your dumb boyfriend and eat dumb rice crackers and oatmeal in dumb comfy sweaters already girl

"greetings mtv welcome to my crib. this is my oatmeal and this is my sweater and this is my boyfriend and this is the vegetarian lasagne he made. he’s a little bitch. thanks for visiting my crib"

dark-haired-hamlet:

megaparsecs:

ive always thought the most revealing line hamlet says about himself (besides “o, what an ass am i”) is the “o i could be bounded in a nutshell and call myself king of infinite space, if it were not that i have bad dreams” bit. because it outlines his Problem so simply, or maybe just because it always feels to me like my problem. “i could do anything, i could do anything i wanted to or that anyone else wanted me to, if i wasn’t hecked up from the neck up” 

Besides “if i wasn’t hecked up from the neck up” being the greatest phrase ever, this post is also Very Important because you do see Hamlet slipping here from pretending to be insane to actually talking about problems he has. It’s like halfway through To Be where he goes from being ~dramatic~ to stopping and saying that he is terrified of death and the afterlife, and confiding in the audience his fears.

It’s brilliant. We as the audience are also being duped by Hamlet and we don’t even realize it. Except, unlike his family being tricked into thinking he’s insane, we are being tricked into thinking that he’s dealing with things fine mentally and emotionally ever since the ghost showed up.  It’s only in the little moments where he slips from acting mad to genuinely expressing the problems he’s having that we begin to realize Hamlet’s true mental state. He’s a clinically depressed teenager crying out for help with nobody hearing him, resorting to dropping hints and hiding behind jokes. To the audience. He is begging us to help him, and even we who have witnessed everything can’t even hear him.

Brilliant, but so so sad.

bobnintendo:

almost october, looking forward to all the stupid fuckboy skeleton whatever who gives a fuck i hate tumblr

As years of falsehoods and manufactured memories fall away, her mind brings back a single thread of truth to her. An American’s voice, quiet and intense, whispers her name - Natalia - into her ear at night. And it’s a ghost rattling around in the confines of her brain and in between the shattered spaces of her heart. It’s the color of blood dripping on pure white snow.

(Source: sinaxi)

I’m addicted to rice crackers and oatmeal I’m the most boring human in this hemisphere

unclefather:

there are so many groots

unclefather:

there are so many groots

(Source: 180mph)

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

beastlyworlds:

Scribbly little Hermione doodle. She’s gotta be pretty muscley, no?

beastlyworlds:

Scribbly little Hermione doodle. She’s gotta be pretty muscley, no?

asked by Anonymous
hamlet, horatio!!

dark-haired-hamlet:

O.o This got really long

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